Shanks' words of wisdom

Could you please link my link in your pages and try and blag me as many sponsors as possible!

Thanks team!

x

And thats not 'donate Bitches'... like, I'm not trying to get hold of a load bitches (though if you have any I'll take em) but I am making a raft and raising money for Wateraid.

It's a great worthy cause, so please give as much as you can!!

http://www.justgiving.com/The-Precious/

Beleive UKIP and the BNP won seats from the votes. That is truely fucking dreadful.

I genuinely feel a little bit ashamed.

I wrote it all out, but I can't be bothered to send it out there.

Life basically is going to be quite hard for a while.

Q.

Shit things that happen no. 22:

Finding the Ex you're not really over on a dating site.

Oh I tell you, its a good one xD

Well, things plod along. People dont fall for people, and other people fall more. The world is a wonderful place.

I shall reply to yesterdays posts tomorrow :P

I have not been smoking now for some time - over a week and a bit. Its cool, but at the same time I'd kinda like to smoke.

Peace y'all!

x

My life is seriously funny stuff.

It like one of those moments you look back, having NEVER expected, and going... Aaaah shit. Of COURSE that was going to happen.

I'm such a tard xD

Tired.

So very tired.

AWESOME!!

Thanks Lucy/barbina/annabella/maisey/chocolate/philamena(shes much meaner)/ and others I can't remember! (she arranged it all)

We fished and cooked and ate and made merry.

We did Cyberpunk (Dimitri is a bit more chilled and less prone to acts of random violence/stupidity when Stuart isn't drunk) and we drank and laughed.

Was great to see everyone, and the place we stayed was SUPER cool! So we have to do it again!

We also had a seriously good breakfast. All good as far as birthday fun goes :)

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Was gonna do the meme but I can't be fucked.

Peace out y'all.

King of the Retards.

Bow before my mighty fuckupedness.








Its a word.

I realise WHY this makes me look bad, but that in itsself is my point.

It annoys me. Not the joke itsself, the retarded backlash.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7965058.stm

I fancy a lesbian, have grown a beard, and want to buy a boat.

I'm LOVING my mini midlife crisis!

xD

Oh, and I'm growing my hair too.x

New years was great. Seeing and staying with G&L is always great. Having bad news sucked. Missing the girl who dumped you ages ago sucks. Being back at work sucked at first - now isn't so bad. Christmas was ok. Presents were good. Wow is annoying, but good.

Um... party, good, feeling down, bad.

Happy new year team.x

Back in work today.

Feeling down for multiple reasons.

One of the best yet.

http://www.xkcd.com/

I totally nearly got run over today!

Does it happen when I'm speeding round a roundabout in the middle of the road when its dark and I have no lights or crash helmet?

NO... Its when a fucking dippy bitch doesn't clear her windows properly and just pulls out onto me.

Thankfully I'm a badass so I was ok.

Also, the car didn't touch me cause I hit the brakes and turned.

I gave her my annoyed face, and the sarcastically held out my arm to say 'No, by all means you go first!'.

*shakes head*

Also, I have decided there ate two types of people in this world:

Those who like Lost, and those who are mainstream braindead morons who don't understand that you don't have to have ALL the answers in the FIRST FUCKING EPISODE in order for something to be good! EXPERIMENT WITH ORIGINAL TV YOU TARDS!

Larn out.

http://www.xkcd.com/

Surprisingly accurate.

http://www.qwantz.com/

I'm just having one of those days.

Too many thoughts, memories, and regrets.

Ah well.

Wish I didn't still miss her.

Wish I didn't still ruddy think about her all the time. Brain, you are shite.